Welcome to another Wednesday installment of Confessions. I am so happy that Kathy is back I really missed her while she was gone in Miami with her debauchery. I hope she made it out past 10 pm because I know how hard that is! I’m not going to lie every week I do these confessions I feel so good after I get it off my chest but secretly cringe when I hit publish….never know if anyone is going to take my popping off at the mouth the wrong way…..oh well let’s get right into it.
I confess last week I thought I was all slick posting my linkup with Kathy right when I woke up to teach Barre at 5:15 in the morning…surely I would be the top spot and what the??? I was like number 10….I mean I understand we all live in different time zones but dang that is commitment!
I confess living at two places right now is starting to get really old. Like I just went shopping and all the food is at my place and then we have nothing to eat at Mark’s or my favorite pair of heels are at my house so who get’s to wear my random pair of flat Tom’s to dinner…this girl. I had the last straw over the weekend when I ran out of underwear and had to resort to buying some at Target. I confess I was a huge snob about buying underwear there but I’m not going to lie I really like the 5 for $20 pairs that I got.
What that said I have a real dilemma with underwear. Can we get personal for a second? I like can never find ones that I like. I feel like all the ones from Victoria’s Secret are overpriced crap and fall apart even when I put them in their own little mesh bag in the wash and place it on the gentle cycle. I bought a few of the Commando line ones but then immediately hated myself for the price of them. Help me out girls what are your go to underwear line? Leave me some links I’m really in the market!
Back to regularly scheduled programming…..
I confess I was texting with B (my long lost soul sister) the other night during the preview of my soon to be latest Bravo TV addiction “The Ladies of London“
and I started thinking to myself (and texting to B). Like how do we go about getting our own reality show??? Except I don’t think anyone wants to watch me drink wine with my girlfriends while eating a whole block of cheese and blogging with my macbook on my lap until midnight every night…..not that glamorous. Did you see the preview??? Are you going to watch so we can all gossip about it?
I confess I went to Michael’s after work today to get some major important blog material. Seriously WHY IS THAT PLACE LIKE SUCH A BLACK HOLE?????? Ummmm does anyone work there???? I walked up and down 10 aisles before a poor employee happened to be racing by and I stepped in front of him and asked where the white foam board was. Well homeboy didn’t really know either…. Thanks so much but I was walking up and down every aisle myself I don’t need a sidekick trying to look like he knows what he’s looking for when in reality I know you don’t. Anyways are you ready to see the big fancy set up????
Okay here it is!!! My official set up (super fancy I know right?)
Yes you are correct that is a trifold white foam board and a bifold white foam board. Oh and I found a 50% off coupon while in line that I scanned for the random person in front of me while they were checking out and the person behind me….the cashier was not pleased.
However look how crazy the pictures turned out? I am actually kind of impressed! Here is that YSL lipgloss from my favorites post the other week. Have you tried it yet?
I confess I kind of feel bad when I put shopping things on here because I know everyone (including myself) is trying to be good and save. However I feel the need to share good deals because I mean who can honestly afford $300 booties??? Not me! A $30 dress on sale yes tell me more!
I confess I get irrationally angry when I see a rafflecoptor giveaway. I have never won and probably never will but doesn’t stop me from trying. Random Etsy gift card….don’t mind if I do.
I confess (I know this is old news) but seriously y’all turn off that dang captcha stuff. One of my favorite bloggers (you know I love yah girl….and this tells you how much) it took me 5 times to get it right. I mean C’MON!!!! Those sentences don’t even make sense! I am all for the “click here to prove you are human” Alright that’s fine. Having me decode this???? That’s like not even English!
I confess I was really stressing about scheduling our engagement pictures because it’s like hotter than you know what out in Florida now and here is a glimpse into this head of mine are you ready?
“I mean it’s getting close to Summer so it’s going to be hot, humidity = bad hair as well as sweaty pictures…he can photoshop sweat out right? Okay let’s just do it early in the morning but will my eyes look tired that early? Okay let’s do it more in the early evening…but what if it rains??? Or it gets dark quickly”
Oh I also forgot to add in we are going to go onto Campus in Gainesville (I mean it’s where we met) “Are there going to be students around let’s try to see when they are off…..June??? Ugh I mean it will be 100 degrees by then“.
The whole moral of the story…..you know what who cares. Just get them done and move onto the next. Stupid Pinterest and all your expectations.
I confess I eat 5 generously portioned snickers peanut butter fun size bars last night and spread them out among the various trash cans in my condo (all three of them). I needed to divvy up the evidence.
I confess when this song comes on in my car
I dance like this.
Even though let’s be honest we all know I look like this (I hate to admit I think I do that little side shoulder shimmy).
I confess Kelly came over tonight and we drank wine and had it’s friends cheese & crackers for dinner again #notsorry
I confess I’m teaching Barre in 5 hours and I have no plan yet…..I should probably go to bed!
What do you think I should do for the engagement pictures? Early in the morning or later at night? We have our photographer and I am obsessed!!!! If anyone in Florida or I guess really anywhere (he travels) is in the market he is phenomenal and really affordable!!! Here is his link! I’m off to stalk all of your confessions now! xoxoxo
Don’t forget about linking up this Friday for the Friday Favorites!!! xoxoxo