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Happy Humpday! I’m linking up with Kathy because these are some of my favorite posts letting you into this crazy gal mind of mine. Let’s get to it because I want to go and read all of your dirty laundry confessions!
I confess I didn’t really care about all the Frozen shenanigans. I’m usually late to the party on those things. I do like this sassy gif though and wanted an excuse to share it.
Since Mark spoils my sisters kids (the middle one Avery to be exact) he had to get her the DVD. Not even like the regular DVD…..no the Blue Ray version because it had so many extra features. I am not really one for kids movie but honestly that one song…….it like burrows into your head and before you know it you’re driving to work at 7am and that damn song comes on and instead of changing it like you use to in the past. You leave it and you’re screaming at the top of your lungs “LET IT GOOOOOOO!!!!! LET IT GOOOOO! mumble mumble mumble (words that I don’t know)”
Then you bring it home for the grand finale where you try to hit that high note but like who are we kidding and then smartly say “THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY” with a little slam on the steering wheel.
I confess I just realized I’m turning 30 in 3 months.
I confess I have this completely irrational fear of getting stuck in one of those cheap dresses in the Forever 21 dressing room. You know that scenario I’m talking about. You managed to squeeze the sucker over your head and pulled it down and felt kinda ehhh about it. Now you need to get it off. You’ve managed to get it up your back and your arms are through but now it’s stuck and you’re beginning to sweat. It’s making the situation worst because now it’s sticking to you. Maybe if you jump up and down you can wiggle yourself out???
Then the thoughts start racing through your head “I’m going to have to ask for help but I’m not wearing a bra and that 16 year old attendant looked really scrawny she is not going to be able to help me out”. 90% of the time you manage to wiggle yourself out but that last 10%…..let’s say a few seams got ripped stretched.
I confess anytime I hear a helicopter at night I’m convinced it’s an escaped prisoner and they are hiding in the bushes outside where I live.
I confess it takes me an embarrassingly long amount of time to make photoshop collages and find gifs…..I’m just a tad OCD.
I confess my Barre studio started carrying Lululemon. This is a problem. I am trying to save money. I need to get one of those electric animal collars that once they try to leave the yard they get zapped whenever I try to take out my credit card to buy a new pair of wunder unders.