First things. I confess since the weather dropped here we now are the habitants of those teeny tiny little microscopic ants in the kitchen. I have tried EVERYTHING to get rid of them. You know how I like to be well educated and versed so I have done my research. I know more about ant colonies and behaviors then I ever wanted to know. We got those raid ant baits and those little jerks go around it, over it and the other day I watched one go underneath it. RAGE
I tried the holistic approach. Apple cider vinegar then peppermint oil and then just got frustrated and lined the pathways with raid. I’m pretty sure Mark thinks I’m even more crazy than usual. Every morning I race out to see if my latest science experiment worked and those little annoyances are still there.
I drew the last straw when I saw one floating in my Nespresso water filter. Mark mentioned about how one was near the stove and I muttered out “well the Queen when she starts noticing her troops dwindling she splits them up“…….oh the eye roll I got after that one. Alright tell me how do you get rid of those tiny sugar ants? The next step is borax. Where do I even find that???
What is it with me and FL critters as of late?
I confess when I lost an hour of my life to my new LED makeup light I found a blonde hair in the middle of my forehead. Like kinda a long one. Why has nobody told me I had a blonde like unicorn horn hair in the middle of my forehead??? Never again now I have the power of microscopic analysis and a LED strength light source.
I confess that I am getting a little peeved after I have had the emblem on the front of my car ripped off twice in the past month. What the heck??? Is there some underground gangster necklace gang who is wearing car emblems around their neck?
Looks so sad right??? Oh also please divert your eyes from the left front bumper. Somebody also hit me as well.
I confess all the turbo tax and H &R block commercials are giving me so much anxiety. Like didn’t I just pay my taxes a month ago????
I confess my sister
shares logs into my amazon account since I get a cheaper price for prime with my edu email (from teaching at the college). I get so excited when I get a notification about a delivery…..then I realize it’s for a Doc Mcstuffins stethoscope……then I get sad.
I confess the ads on the top of my gmail inbox are infuriating. When did those start and how do I make them stop?
I confess I shut my hair in my car door more times then I care to admit.
I confess. I always have a protein bar (or three) in my purse at all times. When I eat the last one or didn’t replenish my stash I immediately get panicky…..I just like having that reassurance of when I’m so hungry I could eat my own hand that I have a bar always on standby.