I confess I didn’t really care about all the Frozen shenanigans. I’m usually late to the party on those things. I do like this sassy gif though and wanted an excuse to share it.
Since Mark spoils my sisters kids (the middle one Avery to be exact) he had to get her the DVD. Not even like the regular DVD…..no the Blue Ray version because it had so many extra features. I am not really one for kids movie but honestly that one song…….it like burrows into your head and before you know it you’re driving to work at 7am and that damn song comes on and instead of changing it like you use to in the past. You leave it and you’re screaming at the top of your lungs “LET IT GOOOOOOO!!!!! LET IT GOOOOO! mumble mumble mumble (words that I don’t know)”
Then you bring it home for the grand finale where you try to hit that high note but like who are we kidding and then smartly say “THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY” with a little slam on the steering wheel.
Then you look around….oh jeez what just came over me. I am so glad I have tinted windows because honestly I think that was an out of body experience. Happened to anyone else??? No? Okay…moving along.
I confess whenever I eat something salty my hands start to swell really bad. Like they actually hurt. It has only started happening as of recent and I think it has something to do with getting older.
I confess I just realized I’m turning 30 in 3 months.
I confess I have this completely irrational fear of getting stuck in one of those cheap dresses in the Forever 21 dressing room. You know that scenario I’m talking about. You managed to squeeze the sucker over your head and pulled it down and felt kinda ehhh about it. Now you need to get it off. You’ve managed to get it up your back and your arms are through but now it’s stuck and you’re beginning to sweat. It’s making the situation worst because now it’s sticking to you. Maybe if you jump up and down you can wiggle yourself out???
Then the thoughts start racing through your head “I’m going to have to ask for help but I’m not wearing a bra and that 16 year old attendant looked really scrawny she is not going to be able to help me out”. 90% of the time you manage to wiggle yourself out but that last 10%…..let’s say a few seams got ripped stretched.
I confess anytime I hear a helicopter at night I’m convinced it’s an escaped prisoner and they are hiding in the bushes outside where I live.
I confess it takes me an embarrassingly long amount of time to make photoshop collages and find gifs…..I’m just a tad OCD.
I confess my Barre studio started carrying Lululemon. This is a problem. I am trying to save money. I need to get one of those electric animal collars that once they try to leave the yard they get zapped whenever I try to take out my credit card to buy a new pair of wunder unders.
Who are we kidding though…..the credit card is saved on file ;-)
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Haha love this! I still haven’t seen Frozen… I’m like you I didn’t really care but after seeing Kristen Bell sing Do You Want to Build A Snowman in all three voices I really want to. I borrowed it from my friend so I’m pretty sure it will be happening this weekend! I completely agree about the helicopter thing. I usually will run upstairs to a room with the light out to see if they have a spotlight searching for someone LOL. Oh and I’m right there with you… I turn 30 in June :( No more “20-something blogger” in my status. I love every single thing Lululemon makes I just am too cheap to buy any of it haha… so sad!
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I need to see this movie just so I can understand the obsession around it. That song though… maybe it’s because I spend a lot of time in the car driving to meetings, but I can’t stand it. I always change the station in seconds!
You take it to a whole new level of funny!! You don’t live anywhere near where escaped prisoners would go, so don’t you worry! I am always terrified I am going to get stuck in a dress that I should have never tried on to begin with and yes…a few seams do get torn lol!
We haven’t seen frozen yet either. I’m sure we will but were not in a hurry! Gotta love Dwight :)
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HAhaha Yeah Frozen was cute but I don’t know if I’ll be watching again. So much sass from all of the gifs!
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Haha that cat gif had me laughing so hard at my desk, my co-workers probably think I have issues.
I haven’t seen frozen either, thank goodness for that I guess. Oh the dress room exercises are too funny.
Ha. Haven’t seen frozen, but the last couple animations have been a bit whiny for me. Not sure ill even get around to this one.
I JUST saw Frozen and I’m a Disney junkie. I thought it was super cute, but don’t quite get all the hype.
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I liked Frozen but I am over the Let it Go song, but I still can’t help but sing it every single time it comes on.
Haha! I get that damn head stuck in my head everytime I watch it and, right now thanks to you!!! Lol
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I’m a child so I thought Frozen was adorable haha. Totally understand the getting stuck in the dress fear, I’ve done it before. I also got a ring stuck on my finger at F21 once, I completely panicked as my finger just kept swelling. I thought “I’m going to have to buy this thing then go search for butter!” It came off though ;)
I know that exact moment you are speaking of in the Forever 21 dressing room. I’ve been there. More than once. Okay, way more than once! I’m actually having scary flashbacks as I type. Moving on…I confess I don’t know about this Frozen song you speak of! This brings FOMO to a whole new level so of course I am youtubing it now!! Have a great week!
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with a little slam on the steering wheel, ha!
Baahahahah! Us Frozen haters gotta stick TOGETHER! I mean, SHIT, people!
Also, I definitely hear you on the stuck in clothes thang. There is nothing – NOTHING – more terrifying!!!!! hahah
I haven’t seen Frozen and at this point, it’s kind of intentional. I don’t WANT to like it therefore I don’t want to see it.
OMG yes, that moment in a dressing room when you realize you have no idea how you’re going to get out of the clothes you just stuffed yourself into is so stressful!
lol to the frozen gifs – i quite enjoyed the movie myself (no kids..)
i am also terrified of that moment in the dressing room. or like, there will be a fire, and i’ll have to run out in something i didnt want to buy because it looks hideous. no
Hahaha, I still haven’t seen Frozen..I believe I am now the last adult to have not seen?!
true story, i was shopping with my cousin a few years back and i hear her frantically whispering to me from the change room so i go in and shes stuck, dress halfway over her head. funniest thing ive ever seen. we ended up maybe slightly ripping it a bit and booking it out of there ha
lol the cat through the cat door, I’m dying. Yeah, i know that feeling! I didn’t care for Frozen. It was fine, but it wasn’t great. Everyone’s obsessed but I just don’t get it.
Blahahaaha! I feel the exact same way…I seriously go into panic mode when I feel like the dress is trying to take over my body!!!
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I finally watched Frozen for the first time this past weekend, and I must say I kind of hated it! I think all the hype up for it was the let down. I took it as more of a comedy, as I was literally laughing out loud at some points. Thanks for sharing. I needed a good laugh on this hump day!
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I haven’t seen Frozen yet. Am I the only one on the planet? I do have a concert in my car every morning though….my windows are tinted but not blacked out. I am sure people see me. Don’t care.
The fat cat! I am dying!!! I can’t shop at places like Forever 21 anymore. I get pissed anytime I buy something from somewhere like that. You wear the item once and it is NEVER the same again. Ever. I think we have all done the dressing room jump and jiggle.
I have not gotten on the Frozen bandwagon. It’s probably because I don’t have kids and I don’t live near my nieces. I’m turning 30 in 3 months too! Love the Dwight gif!
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I still have not watched Frozen!! And I’ve been in that dressing room scenario- not fun!
BAHAHA omg I so agree with that “Let It Go” song from Frozen! I most definitely canNOT hit those high notes. And oh man, Lululemon has my number too…why must they make so many cute workout things?! Not fair….*whimper
I have an irrational fear of helicopters too that stems from Goodfellas… I always think they are coming for me lol. And the salt thing… it’s awful… wait til you hit 40. On the plus side you know when you are overdoing it and how to fix it. It even shows up on my face… yuck!
Haha I love this! That Frozen song is the devil, gets stuck in my head every single time. I once had to pay for a shirt I completely ripped trying to get off. I started to panic and just went ape shit and tore it off. I was horribly embarrassed but it was just one of those days.
Haha! I still haven’t seen Frozen, but even my students (adults in Korea) won’t shut up about it. Every single one has said something to me about it.
Haha we just rented Frozen last week! Tyler actually picked it up from redbox for us to watch on our anniversary since I was traveling home all day from work and didn’t feel like actually going out. I really liked it! But I can’t say that I am as obsessed with it as some people I know. A girl I work with watched it four times in one weekend!
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Aaaaand thanks for getting that damn song stuck in my head again ;) I love your gifs — though I have no clue how the heck you find all of them! Yet another thing that impresses me!
Yessss I love these posts!! Cammy & I sing “do you wanna build a snowman” constantly. That damn movie…we can’t quit it!!
I have my debit card memorized but have yet to memorize my credit card and am hoping and praying I don’t ever remember it…… jk, I hope I do.
I sitll haven’t seen Frozen and the more I hear about it, the less I want to see it because I fear I will get sucked into this obsession everyone has with it. I don’t have kids so I would have no excuse!
Amanda I love it!! I cant do the Frozen thing either. No.can.do! I also noticed my hip was bothering me the other day and it totally freaked me out. I felt like signing myself up to the old folk home. so weird lol!
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hahha your posts always make me smile! I still havent seen frozen! but that song is getting OLD. i feel bad for parents whose kids watch anything on repeat. it would drive me nuts! xo jillian – cornflake dreams
Frozen was terrible. I had to watch it babysitting and was actually excited, until about 4 minutes in. Move fail, Disney! Love the cat gif haha
laughing at these…the forever 21 dressing room so funny!!! and the helicopter…i do the same thing! freaky! xx.
Lol! I loved Frozen. At first I completely didn’t get the big deal either, but we rented it and the kids totally love it. It’s definitely all the music. It reminds me almost of the little mermaid!( how catchy the songs are)
Few things make me panic like being caught in a garment.
I have zero time for anything about Frozen.
I hear children sing Let It Go every. single. day. Multiple times a day. I’m ready for the next Disney movie to come out like…yesterday so we can move on!
I actually really loved Frozen. I loved Olaf and the fact that it wasn’t a prince saving a princess for once. But Let It Go is too over done! They need to let it go! ;) Getting stuck while trying on clothes is the worst! I actually bought something I didn’t want once because I was too embarrassed to admit that I put a tiny hole in it!
I have to admit, I sing Frozen “Love Is An Open Door” everyday. It’s shameful, but I love it! The music and vocals rocked in that movie!
My daughter LOVES Frozen. Hence why I speak about it on my blog often. She loves the music, the characters, everything. I’m cool with not seeing it for awhile.
Ha, I am totally with you on the dressing room fear! OMG I get so claustrophobic in those horrifying moments right before the dress finally wriggles off!
AND I am so the same way about helicopters at night. It always seems to happen when hubby’s on a business trip, and the dogs are barking at weird sounds outside…There needs to be a support line for this! It could connect you to both a therapist AND an air-traffic controller.
hey at least if you were to get stuck in a F21 dress it wouldn’t be super expensive to pay for!
I hate that moment of panic when you realize you’re stuck in whatever clothes you’re trying on! I just tell myself-calm down, and wiggle your way out!
I love the sassy Frozen gifs.
And that cat gif 100% accurately describes the feeling of trying to take something that is too small off. I will probably think of it every time I’m in a dressing room now, lol.
Lululemon is DANGEROUS!! Good lick girl that is going to take a whole other type of strength!
I have yet to watch Frozen, but I’m thinking I might have to change that this weekend to see what all the fuss is about. How long do you think it will take me to convince Tyler to watch with me? I’m betting on eternity.
Bahaha! Let It Go came on the radio in my office and before I knew it I was singing OUT LOUD…. god the looks I received were venomous… I swear it just takes over.
Hahaha, the Forever 21 thing? YES. Every.Single.Time.
The songs from Frozen seriously get stuck in your head! It’s so bad having a credit card on file at the gym, I’m always saying just put it on the card and then when I see the monthly charge I die a little
I told my husband last night I wanted to see Frozen and he gave me the “have fun watching it alone look” haha I seriously died at the prisoner thing! That’s totally me! Every time I hear a helicopter I’m like omg are the doors locked?!
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EVERYONE I know and their Mama (and Baby Daddys) have been talking about this damned movie. I swear I won’t be watching it– no matter what. Just like I swore I wouldn’t watch Twlight or Harry Potter.
As you can tell from my lack of posting this week (sads) I am SWAMPED at work! But I remembered that I hadn’t read your Wednesday confession post and had to take a break haha. :)
I feel the same way about trying on dresses in the dressing room. I’ve definitely jumped around and tried insane ways to get them off before and of course I’m always super flustered after I finally get the thing off. Not pretty!
I confess… I haven’t watched frozen yet. I don’t have a good excuse to since I don’t live near any of my friends who have kids but I’ve totally thought about buying it on demand while Steve is out running errands… haha
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Frozen is awesome!
Oh shit! Totally got stuck in some forever 21 crap I had no business trying on in the first place. It’s not an irrational fear. It’s made SOOO cheap! It’s bound to happen. I loved Frozen and the soundtrack!! Mark is a good man for hooking your little ones up!
I’ve seen Frozen too many times – my son loves it, the little girl I watch loves it, and I’m secretly in love with it too ha ha! “Let It Go” is such a fun song to sing, we all belt it out in the car!
I don’t think I am ever going to try on some Forever 21 things now.. I would hate to get stuck! Yikes.
Lol. I love you! Your hilarious. Prisoner in the bushes! I died! :)