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Okay so are like all of you sick of seeing my mug by now? I thought I’d take a break from this recent “modeling” sesh if you could even call it that that to get back to my roots. Giving you something (hopefully) to laugh about. Since Kathy’s blog has been on the fritz this week Stephanie has graciously taken over the link up today.
I would like to start this post off with a disclaimer. *** I am well aware these are all first world problems and I should get angry about things that really matter. However the majority of times I’m most likely #1 Hungry or #2 Running late so we all know how much that magnifies the little things. Okay let’s get right into this. Things That Make Me Irrationally Angry.
The check that I had to write to the IRS for my taxes
I need to start getting some dependents…..or buy a house. This whole single girl who has a job thing is getting really old in regards to lack of write offs. Billboards for Emergency Room Wait Times.
I cannot begin to tell you the rage that overcomes me when I see this especially working in healthcare. I’m going to try to refrain from using caps but I can’t here they come IF YOU HAVE A REAL EMERGENCY WHO CARES ABOUT THE WAIT TIMES???????? Like that just feeds into the people who use the ER for their primary care or sick visits. Stop clogging up the ER. It is meant for emergencies. If you have an emergency then do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, make your way to the nearest ER to treat your Emergent health situation not because you have a sinus infection and you don’t have a primary care doctor. That is what the Minute Clinics are for!
Like every song every written by them but especially this song.
Her voice is straight up nails being drilled into my head. What even pitch does she sing at? Like seriously why is it so overplayed???? I get stabby every time I hear it. STOP playing it!
The entrance ramp onto the highway from my house.
They are always doing construction and this newest “onramp” is a real doozy. I think a pictures would really help you understand my rage. Are you confused??? So is everyone else. This little cluster takes me an extra 20 minutes now to get onto the highway.
When people steal stuff off my front doorstep.
Like why??? I hope you enjoy your new Forever 21 bra in size 32B……it’s essentially a training bra. I also hope you like dangly earrings. Major 30 dollar score for you!
(yup that pretty much sums me up on a daily basis in the car)
I mean I love all y’all Northerns but isn’t it warming up back home yet?? Isn’t is time to give Florida back just in time for the humidity to kick it and it’s no longer bearable?
When I’m walking in heels and the heel gets stuck in a crack and the heels stays but I go flying forward….usually spilling coffee everywhere.
(just replace Heather with Amanda and this is my life story)
The parking lot at every single one of the Trader Joe’s I’ve ever been to.
When you put anything plastic in the dishwasher and it comes out soaking wet, flipped up and with all that crap on the inside of it. I don’t want to hand wash my tupperware that is so time consuming!
My downstairs neighbor who when they leave their dog barks for hours straight. Honestly aren’t you tired yet dog?
My other neighbor who is trying out for whatever off Broadway show could possibly be in my town. STOP singing show tunes at 2 in the morning. #1 you don’t sound good and #2 it’s just rude! I swear if you start singing that Frozen song I’m coming over. The other night she woke Mark and I both up at the same time and we simultaneously slammed both hands on the wall in the same pattern….it was kinda eery and funny all at the same time.
(Imagine more rage and less jazz hands)
When I make a perfect stack of drying dishes and that last piece of tupperware sends it over the edge.
I want to know where that coral open back shirt is from!!!! So annoying!!!!
Okay so I’m officially done venting for the day! What things send you over the edge that most people wouldn’t even get bothered by? Tell me so I don’t feel like such a terrible human being. Also don’t forget to link up with my this Friday! Grab the button down below! I can’t wait to read your posts!!! xoxoxo