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Welcome back Wednesday hooray for the downward slope now to the weekend. It’s been a little while since I’ve gotten some confessions off my chest. I pretty much can never write these posts without thinking of Usher sliding across the floor. I mean how many takes do you think that took?
You’re welcome. Now you can have that song stuck in your head all morning like I do. Linking up with Kathy let’s do this.
I confess every weekend I have all plans to get posts done ahead of time and like always I’m up finishing things up at 11 at night when I have to be up at 5 to teach Barre. I swear I’m more creative and witty when I get my second wind around this time. Do you write daily or plan ahead of time?
I confess. I really need to start prepping for my bachelorette party. I went to my bridesmaids house Kelly in the middle of the week so we could look at bridesmaid dresses and do fun girl stuff (side note I think I finally found one fingers crossed!!!) Glasses Bottles of wine later…..I’m home after my sweet Uber cab drop off……I’ve eaten an entire Costco cupcake (that was previously frozen) and then I slept through my alarm. Clearly I can’t hang.
In the same day as I was at work making sure I had washed all the cupcake crumbs out of my hair. I got text messages from my old college roomies who had stumbled upon some of my sweet CD mixes (see I’ve been sharing the world of fabulous music even back then). I mean how random they both found my epic CD jams that I had made them and texted me both on the same day.
You are welcome. Clearly Phatty needs to be spelled with a P…..and two t’s and mixx with the double xx’s. In case you didn’t know.
Throwback Thursday Wednesday to my beautiful roomies at UF who I still keep in touch with all the time! Thank goodness that random roommates ending up being lifelong friends!
I actually saw Alexis up in New York the day before I got engaged! I will never forget her sheer excitement when I told her the next morning!
Ashley and I also send each other videos of ourselves doing some serious car singing and dancing. All at red lights I promise. Thank goodness for tinted windows. Otherwise someone may try to commit me for my sheer craziness. My last epic car dance was to the Little Jon Bend Ova’ song…..something about getting your knees to touch your elbows….just try it. It’s harder than you think.
I confess we rolled out our new warm up in Barre. Usually I demo a few things and then circle around and help with corrections but when it’s new I have to demo basically the whole thing while enthusiastically talking into the mic. Well last night by the end during the pushup segment I could barely catch my breath but clearly couldn’t let on. By the end I was sweating like I just ran a few miles. Definitely time to kick back that cardio right?
Seriously y’all I watched that video once and I was disturbed. I almost want it taken off the air in a straight protest of women’s rights. The most degrading thing I’ve ever watched but (<—literally) that is a soapbox I don’t have even have enough words for right now.
Moving along. I confess….I’ve eaten taco soup every day for lunch this week and I have no food in my house…..I stared down at that soup tonight and decided to go with peanut butter instead. Cookie Butter more specifically. From Trader Joe’s. Out of the jar. With a butter knife….because all the spoons are dirty. I have started the countdown of officially moving out of my place can’t you tell. It was either that or thawing out another Costco cupcake……
Let me leave you with this gem. How to Meet Women in the Grocery Store.
I honestly can’t even type this out I’m laughing so hard. Is that not seriously the creepiest thing you’ve ever seen? Why is he cruising down the makeup aisle?? That makes him that much more of a creepster! I like his 3 steps. If you have 5 minutes to burn today youtube search “how to meet women in the grocery store“. If this is the advice men are following…..wow I should really get into a new career path! Hope you are having a fabulous day!!! xoxoxo