I’m back for another soul cleansing session of confessions with my resident funny gal Kathy.
I confess that when I am at work people have told me they feel uncomfortable eating bad food in front of me because “I’m the healthy one in the office”.
When I brought Mark to the retirement party at my work a few people like ran by me with cake saying “she’s the healthy one we’re trying not to let her see us with cake”. Mark busted out laughing and told them “you know she eats like ice cream at least 4 times a night right?”
What???? I mean….
When do I call this a problem?
I confess I got into my car the other day and it was making a horrific buzzing noise that sounded pretty much like this. Like now that I found this clip. It confirms it 100% sounded like this.
I confess Mark was wondering where all his coffee mugs were and I was all like
In my defense the travel mugs don’t fit under the nespresso machine. I should probably bring his 6 mugs back from my office now right?
and more like this
It was for me and a guest you definitely know I sent that right to Mark. I mean look who’s arrived? You will be my +1 see aren’t all those hours of taking my picture from 10 angles paying off?
Finally…..I confess I have my dress everyone! Not only do I have my dress but it arrived yesterday and I picked it up and I’m not going to lie it is killing me that I can’t show you. Like is it weird that I wanted to put my selfie up on Insta? I mean I know I can’t but I really wanted to! It is every bit as beautiful as I remembered. It is going to look amazing at our venue! It has that perfect Gatsby old glamour look I was hoping for. I ordered my bridesmaids gift oy vey let the purchases times 5 begin. Baublebar just got quite a sale off me. I can’t wait to show you how I put together the presents to ask my bridesmaids!
Side note….I already unofficially asked my girls and I was kind of nervous. I felt like everyone is so over weddings and brides, especially being a bridesmaid. However all my girls were ecstatic and so excited to help me plan and not going to lie y’all it really was the best feeling ever!
I need to go to bed. My 6am class is full with a wait list and I need to think about what I’m going to teach!
With that don’t forget about the Friday Favorites linkup!
Can’t wait to see all your musings, workouts, music, funnies etc from the week! xoxoxo