Can I tell you how excited I am that we made it to the halfway mark of the week? I cannot wait for this 3 day weekend. I feel like a kid crossing off the days till the end of the school year. That let’s me know that I think I really need a vacation what do you think?
I’m back for another soul cleansing session of confessions with my resident funny gal Kathy.
I confess that when I am at work people have told me they feel uncomfortable eating bad food in front of me because “I’m the healthy one in the office”.
When I brought Mark to the retirement party at my work a few people like ran by me with cake saying “she’s the healthy one we’re trying not to let her see us with cake”. Mark busted out laughing and told them “you know she eats like ice cream at least 4 times a night right?”
What???? I mean….
When do I call this a problem?
I confess I got into my car the other day and it was making a horrific buzzing noise that sounded pretty much like this. Like now that I found this clip. It confirms it 100% sounded like this.
It had been making that noise all night. I am assuming it was coming from a speaker? It magically stopped when I turned the car on and….I’m not finishing that statement because I don’t want to….you get the point.
I confess Mark was wondering where all his coffee mugs were and I was all like
He started asking me if I was using them to take my Nespresso to work instead of my travel mugs
In my defense the travel mugs don’t fit under the nespresso machine. I should probably bring his 6 mugs back from my office now right?
I confess I can never find a dang hair tie when I need it to teach Barre. I found a headband yesterday and tied it like 6 times. Why can you never find a hair tie???? I found where they have all been hiding….in Marks bathroom. I found like 10 of them. He asked if the hair ties and coffee mugs were having a party with the sock gnomes and we weren’t invited.
Side note. I called a hair tie a “hair elastic” the other day and I got 4 blank stares back. Have you ever called it a hair elastic or am I just a weirdo?
I confess I haven’t bought an eye cream…..like in forever. Sephora and Origins are amazing with their sample sizes and I mean a little goes a long way. I was on the hunt for an eye cream that has caffeine in it. I asked the very friendly sales gal in the back if I could do a side by side comparison and she more than obliged. Thank you very much for that generous sample of the $70 eye cream. Best part when they are done I use those great little screw top sample jars to put my favorite products to travel with. BOOM.
I confess when the lady at bareMinerals told me “ummmm like yeah you really need this exfoliator out of all the products I used on you”. It was followed by with this very solemn look.
It almost made me not get it but I’m glad I did because after I used it last night I felt like this exfoliator was straight up
I confess I finally got in with the cool kids in my local blogging community and I got invited to a “Media Happy Hour & Private Tasting” at a new restaurant that is opening. Basically I no longer feel like this
and more like this
It was for me and a guest you definitely know I sent that right to Mark. I mean look who’s arrived? You will be my +1 see aren’t all those hours of taking my picture from 10 angles paying off?
Finally…..I confess I have my dress everyone! Not only do I have my dress but it arrived yesterday and I picked it up and I’m not going to lie it is killing me that I can’t show you. Like is it weird that I wanted to put my selfie up on Insta? I mean I know I can’t but I really wanted to! It is every bit as beautiful as I remembered. It is going to look amazing at our venue! It has that perfect Gatsby old glamour look I was hoping for. I ordered my bridesmaids gift oy vey let the purchases times 5 begin. Baublebar just got quite a sale off me. I can’t wait to show you how I put together the presents to ask my bridesmaids!
Side note….I already unofficially asked my girls and I was kind of nervous. I felt like everyone is so over weddings and brides, especially being a bridesmaid. However all my girls were ecstatic and so excited to help me plan and not going to lie y’all it really was the best feeling ever!
I need to go to bed. My 6am class is full with a wait list and I need to think about what I’m going to teach!
With that don’t forget about the Friday Favorites linkup!
Can’t wait to see all your musings, workouts, music, funnies etc from the week! xoxoxo